QUESTION: how come women want me?

[General Biakal]

im whats known as a stud. i can't help it. women fall on me all the time.

at first i blamed my Jaguar...


women want me.... but because of this?

im sorry to say boys, the Jag is NOT the answer. there is only one thing that makes women want my tubby, slightly sticky body...

my dice box.

i can see you remain unconvinced?

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yes, i rule

yes baby, this is the magic key to ANY fanny. your car matters not, your aftershave matters not.

your bank balance matters not. women only want one thing....

you pull out that big boy and you will be washing twat-batter off your fingers for months...

medical fact.

[CatBlack]

meh, seen better!

and bigger!

lol

[MortiS-the-Lost]

Hate to have to this to you dude but ... (at the risk of starting some kind of Geek arms-race)

[BobbieTheDamned]

Its not how many dice you own its how you roll them

[SamuelF]

Is it okay to lust after other men's dice boxes?

RobertTheDamned wrote

Its not how many dice you own its how you roll them

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7ufOkRoShk&feature=PlayList&p=4EFD8E58F104136D&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=8

[General Biakal]

first off- im not sure thats actually better.

second- mine is organised into types, styles and colours. yours seems a little more .....hap-hazard? and i notice you have no place for templates?

i have two sets of templates, both marked with my name... and then varnished over. are yours?


monks dic box is organised by style, colour and quality


you see, its all about the first impression. and the first impression one gets from mine is- that is a man who is organised, thats a man who likes to  win

my dice are full of purpose, dynamic and poised for action.

yours, pardon my saying so, look a little... wilted?

[BobbieTheDamned]

General Biakal wrote

i notice you have no place for templates?

aw man you went there  Think Mortis has just about every template know to man, I mean who else do you know that has more than one fallen giant template without having any giants?

[General Biakal]

oh yes i went there.... i went there, bought some overpriced knick-naks, had a subway then came the fuck home with interesting stories.

the sooner everyone realises what i like and the things i do are amazing and everything else is shit and should be destroyed or ignored the better.

would anyone ELSE dare to challenge my mighty dice box?

[BobbieTheDamned]

 Do believe you're going to get berated by 90% of the people on here for not knowing half the special dice Mortis has, they're all from older boardgames and work surprisingly well.

The less said about your big neon pink dice the better I think

[General Biakal]

the proof is in the pudding.... right, the first one to get shagged becos of their dice box wins.............

5, 4 ,3, 2,1.... GO!

[MortiS-the-Lost]

General Biakal wrote

mine is organised into types, styles and colours. yours seems a little more .....hap-hazard?

Oh really? To the unknowing eye maybe ...


... and yes rolling on 'blank' on combat dice = nothing

General Biakal wrote

and i notice you have no place for templates?

yes I have no room for my templates, I guess it's because my dice box isn't half empty 

so I have to keep them in a folder with my play-sheets

General Biakal wrote

i have two sets of templates

not sure how many sets I have ... do you want to count for me?

RobertTheDamned wrote

Think Mortis has just about every template know to man, I mean who else do you know that has more than one fallen giant template without having any giants?

actually I own 2 Citadel Giants and several more from board games

[BobbieTheDamned]

MortiS-the-Lost wrote

actually I own 2 Citadel Giants and several more from board games

Swear I've never seen them Made and painted are they?

[MortiS-the-Lost]

yea but I'm planning to redo one of them

[General Biakal]

heh! i like this smack-talk.... and yes, i AM indeed impressed xxx

however... no new transparent plastic ones? oh dear... contemporize man!

[Umboman]

Some fine examples of Obsessive compulsive disorder?-I wish my toolbox looked like those diceboxes.As an independent adjudicator & non wargamer I have reviewed all the evidence admitted &...............................it was a tough decision but I believe MortiS wins by a nose in the photo finish?

[Billiam Babble]

Well, now, this is a very strange, yet engrossing thread.

I will not be posting my circular humble tin of polys and gems, for fear of accusations of cruelty regarding mixing dice and colours.

Women are not allowed to even look at my dice tin.
I like to create an air of mystery.   

[Billiam Babble]

Kittens love ball d6s.
Does that count as "pussy"?

[MarkRG]

I played a few 40K games with an old army mate and after a games he throw all his dice at me and said id jinxed them. O his next game he bought new die and would,nt let me use them lol.

[Madame M]

Having just come across this thread I would like to comment, being as I am Mortis' current bit of <cough> 'pussy'. Lovely term there by the way. Thanks for that. Doesn't demean women at all.

So, onto the point. I can categorically say that the dice box was NOT what drew me to Mortis. Actually don't know what did draw me in, but I didn't see the dice box for at least a few days, so I know it wasn't that. Delude yourself if you want to General, but women do not go for gadgets and gizmo's. It's all about the geekiness in this arena.

[Talsin]

Well i feel that the time has come to join the eternal debate.

I think that as a male who has at least PART of the wonder that is the mind of the female of the species i can quite definatly state that a box full of dice does not draw in the ladies.

A nice smile will do more, a witty and charming comment is better.

even better is having a well sized "box".

you know what i mean, come on, you know.

T

Giggity giggity go!









Of course, having the body of an Adonis is fine by me!