QUESTION: how come women want me?

[General Biakal]

Madame M wrote

So, onto the point. I can categorically say that the dice box was NOT what drew me to Mortis. .

i agree with you sweetheart, i think his dicebox is wank too....

can i also add, "pussy" got a bollocking but twat-batter just made her want me more

[Madame M]

That is not what I said, as you well know, and on the other point of certain english words, I will not lower myself to even type them.

On the subject of dice boxes, which I believe was the original point of this thread, I only have two dice, and they are kept in a black velvet bag. And that's good enough for me.

[General Biakal]

just to update: my dice box is EVEN FUCKING BETTER now.

possiblyto Mortis thrilling levels

[MortiS-the-Lost]

so's mine ...

[General Biakal]

i wish we had more threads like this... you know, where we all have a wade in... and especially where Mortis's woman tacitly agrees that my dice box is better than his. and i get to use the words twat-batter. and talsin gets all homoerotic and has to have a lie down for a bit. and where, long story short, at the end of the day, when all is said and done...



i am better.

[MortiS-the-Lost]

dude - you KNOW my dice box is better

[General Biakal]

yes... let me drown in the warm sweet water of your envy...

[MortiS-the-Lost]

Yea I know you envy my dice box

[General Biakal]

you FUCKING know it

[MortiS-the-Lost]

The real story here is this ...

[Sjeng]

lol. well, I see it this way:

HeroQuest dice = instant win. 1-0 for Mortis.

Now, where did you get those?

[MarkRG]

What even worse is this is mort,s box 1 of 3 (simples)