You know your GM is evil when....
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CatBlack
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Just came across these, thought i'd share....
You know your GM is evil when....
•…He starts rolling dice just to make his players nervous that something is going to happen.
•… they look at you, look at their notes, repeat the process, then get a scary look on their face and burst out in hideous laughter just before your gaming session is to begin.
•....Every shopkeep is a retired 20th level character that will attack at the smallest provocation
•… saying his name out aloud is considered unlucky.
•… they start all their sentences with ‘Okay, if that’s what you want to do….’
•… the monster manual makes him laugh
•....You have to roll 10 on 2d6 just for permission to use the bathroom.
•… He comes to the table dressed in a black cloak, holding a scythe……
•.....You’re afraid of dice.
You know your GM is evil when....
•…He starts rolling dice just to make his players nervous that something is going to happen.
•… they look at you, look at their notes, repeat the process, then get a scary look on their face and burst out in hideous laughter just before your gaming session is to begin.
•....Every shopkeep is a retired 20th level character that will attack at the smallest provocation
•… saying his name out aloud is considered unlucky.
•… they start all their sentences with ‘Okay, if that’s what you want to do….’
•… the monster manual makes him laugh
•....You have to roll 10 on 2d6 just for permission to use the bathroom.
•… He comes to the table dressed in a black cloak, holding a scythe……
•.....You’re afraid of dice.
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