REQUEST: geek one liners

[General Biakal]

my friend is a fairly big geek and is getting married in october. can any of you swines think of any suitable sci-fi, fantasy/tolkien/hobby one liners i could drop into the best man speech? (for i am indeed THE BEST MAN)

[MortiS-the-Lost]

Yep, here is the place indeed!

At the top of the Home, Links and About pages you will find random one-liners from all different Sci-Fi and Fantasy sources

or if your looking for some specific I can come up with more

[General Biakal]

i was thinking about lines to drop in to the best man speech... maybe along the lines of "so geeky he knows the difference between orcs and orks"

[SamuelF]

What about something like:

..I hear the groom is so geeky that he has named the tables after planets in the Star Wars universe..
.. so those on table Alderon may want to find an excuse to leave early..


..or perhaps do a whole long section of the speech in Klingon with a humorous translation?

I just did a best man speech at my brothers wedding. It went pretty well considering the two weeks notice . It really helped to just run over what I was going to say a ton of times and then use a card with basic headers to remind me what to say. Ending with a quote always goes down well.

Good luck man. Tell us how it goes!