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Giant Vampire Frog

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General Biakal

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"hello mum"

"hello son, how was your night with your friends?"

"it was good, only im pretty down about what happened"

"why?"

"well (breaks down and sobs) my barbarian hero level 12 with furious charge, immoratal ward and the sword of T'fukist Upis'T was walking through some forest and a giant vampire frog jumped on him. Because my initiative was reduced by half after the skink hit him with his poison blowdart an hour before the frog was able to bite me twice, causing 2D6+6 hitpoints with Penetrating Skill so my armour did nothing. Im now down to 23H, 9T and 12S. I might actually loose the character if we run into some Gutter Runners inside the Kings Burial Barrow we plan to investigate next week."

"son, your a fucking idiot."

"WAAAAGH! VROOM VROOM!!! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA! Dead gud innit yoof?!" - typical Mekboy sales pitch

MortiS-the-Lost

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ROFLMAO!

(sorry only just got round to reading your post here)

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~The ravings of a single mad Goblin is bad enough, but such a power-hungry, malice-filled creature as Mortis can never hope to be understood~

mr0andyroo

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LOL

Marchomer

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LOL!!!

I propose that this topic may became the "Ridiculous Bestiary", where everyone can post "heroic fantasy" creatures!

+ Other planes lie beyond the reach Of normal sense and common roads But they are no less real Than what we see or touch or feel. +

SamuelF

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We can't stop here. This is frog country.

MortiS-the-Lost

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Marchomer wrote

LOL!!!
I propose that this topic may became the "Ridiculous Bestiary", where everyone can post "heroic fantasy" creatures!

That's a good idea for a thread, feel free to start it

Sadly though it seems we've been beaten to it:
http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article73.htm

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~The ravings of a single mad Goblin is bad enough, but such a power-hungry, malice-filled creature as Mortis can never hope to be understood~

MortiS-the-Lost

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SamuelF wrote

We can't stop here. This is frog country.

LMAO

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~The ravings of a single mad Goblin is bad enough, but such a power-hungry, malice-filled creature as Mortis can never hope to be understood~

SamuelF

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MortiS-the-Lost wrote

Sadly though it seems we've been beaten to it:
http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article73.htm

I am one-third through this and am crying with laughter.

Tell my girl I love her.. The Monkey Bees got me....

Marchomer

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Evil squirrels?!?!? °_°"

+ Other planes lie beyond the reach Of normal sense and common roads But they are no less real Than what we see or touch or feel. +

MortiS-the-Lost

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Actually do go ahead and start a 'Worst/Stupid Fantasy Monsters' thread guys! (if no one has done it by friday night I'll start it on the weekend)

I just thought '30 years of stupid monsters' is just about D&D, we could do our one about all fantasy games. Off the top of my head Fighting Fantasy and RuneQuest have some pretty stupid monsters and I'm sure plenty of other games do too

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~The ravings of a single mad Goblin is bad enough, but such a power-hungry, malice-filled creature as Mortis can never hope to be understood~

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