Diary of the Punk ~ "Lord of all I survey"

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"Crazy" Joe.. Son of a bitch. Can't believe, first time I met that bastard I asked why they called him crazy.
Now look at us. Weeks stuck in the same hole, watching him religiously watching those fucking cartoons.
"Kakaka YEAAAA" repeated even IN HIS FUCKING SLEEP. Sure, sure.. It's funny when he's punched a 'dead in the face. It's pretty hilarious watching him snorting his shit up before we get out in the morning. Watching his eyes roll back like nothing could make his fucked up world any better.
But damn I wish you could see the blisters from where that armour of his rubs him.. I think he NEEDS them drugs just to stand.
Yea, bought him a bit from the trader we met today.. got a bit of a discount for saving his ass.

Got me some sweet fucking guns back in my closet, now. Dunno if I'll use them. This pair do me some sweet fucking fun.
Still, I can sell them off. See if I can't get me some business.
 

Fuck, Joe's playing with his new shit.. I got him a proper shield, he's bashing our punching bag. Thankfully I'm not giving him the other shit the trader sold me.. just yet. He thought that fist-blade was awesome, he'll love this "upgrade".

 

Doc'.. Damn what a sweet little thing. Shame about her dog.. I lie. That was fucking funny. I NEVER thought I'd laugh at a 'roid monkey but fuck me.. It pumelled that little rat into the ground like.. Well.. a bug.
Hehe, I couldn't believe her luck in our last little.. "Date". She spent the whole fucking drive bigging up these shells she threw together. Then they fucked up her guns. Excellent.

'dem guns..

 

Anywho. Kinda missed that nippy bastard. Met up with him, on the way home. Took a bit of interest in my new shotgun.
I guess I kinda owe him. He did get that big fucker off of my back a few days ago..
But eh, gotta make some cash. He'll appreciate the discount. Bruce. That's his name.

 

Bert. Goddamn. Never met that kid before.. Managed to pick the little twerp up on our drive home. Must have been on a caffiene high or something, he just.. Eh. Glad he got levelled by that big cunt. Knock some sense into him, perhaps. I hear Manny's pissed at lending him cash for a 'saw, too. Not the best man to get mad at you. Hippy? Pff.. The man's definately not a fucking pacifist. Him and Mitch have at it a few times a week, good laugh watching them both. We kinda.. Place bets. Won me a penny or two getting in there myself.


Losing my train of thought. I think I need another drink.



So yea, got to try out my new grenades today. Them firebombs, fucking brutal. That big fella just sizzled and popped! Paha, and the fucking baby! And the fucking rhino zombie.. gonna have to get a few of the guys kitted up with these beasts. They ain't always gonna have me around to watch over them. Yea.. I'll see about getting Bruce and Joe some bombs. Maybe Doc'. Damn I need to ask what her name is..

 
Might hammer some nails in my bat..