REQUEST: geek one liners

Posted by General Biakal on Jul 12, 2010; 2:32pm
URL: http://the-lost-and-the-damned.71.s1.nabble.com/REQUEST-geek-one-liners-tp5283144.html

my friend is a fairly big geek and is getting married in october. can any of you swines think of any suitable sci-fi, fantasy/tolkien/hobby one liners i could drop into the best man speech? (for i am indeed THE BEST MAN)