Re: Giant Vampire Frog
Posted by
General Biakal on
Apr 21, 2009; 8:26am
URL: http://the-lost-and-the-damned.71.s1.nabble.com/Giant-Vampire-Frog-tp2565271p2668659.html
"hello mum"
"hello son, how was your night with your friends?"
"it was good, only im pretty down about what happened"
"why?"
"well (breaks down and sobs) my barbarian hero level 12 with furious charge, immoratal ward and the sword of T'fukist Upis'T was walking through some forest and a giant vampire frog jumped on him. Because my initiative was reduced by half after the skink hit him with his poison blowdart an hour before the frog was able to bite me twice, causing 2D6+6 hitpoints with Penetrating Skill so my armour did nothing. Im now down to 23H, 9T and 12S. I might actually loose the character if we run into some Gutter Runners inside the Kings Burial Barrow we plan to investigate next week."
"son, your a fucking idiot."
"WAAAAGH! VROOM VROOM!!! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA! Dead gud innit yoof?!" - typical Mekboy sales pitch