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white dwarf drinking game

Posted by General Biakal on Mar 18, 2009; 12:52pm
URL: http://the-lost-and-the-damned.71.s1.nabble.com/white-dwarf-drinking-game-tp2496996.html

here is a drinking game i just came up with while i was bored.

4 distinct rounds - take a sip when something regular happens

drink half your drink when something out of the ordinary happens

chug- very rare event

buy a round- never happen!




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Take a sip when:

when- a photo of a heavy metal painters work space shows clearly humbrol and tamiya paints

there is a showcase of a golden demon somewhere in the world

there is a 40k article for any army

apocalypse is mentioned as being the best thing ever

space marines are given dissproportionate hype for a new release

yet ANOTHER gandalf mini is released, this time with his hat sat slightly to the left.

yet another gandalf mini is released, this time he is standing with his legs slightly apart

necromunda or mordenheim is mentioned since the start of 2009

some new model is released and "everyone at WD is very exited about it....."

a new army has been released and "everyone at WD have been collecting nothing else but for months...."


drink half your drink when:


ANY warhammer army has an article about it.

a price rise is dressed up as somehow a favour

a new realese army is in a battle report and looses



time to chug....



an alien  40k army has some fluff written about it that is written from its own perspective instead of the imperiums






Buy a round when:

an article by rick priestly mentions "squats"

an article shows how to convert a ww2 buffalo model into a rhino/chimera

a forge world blurb states "some of these models are a bit wonky and the quality control is wanky but on the plus side they cost three times more"

warhammer quest?












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