You Know it's a bad RPG when ...

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LOL.  
Is the "Owl Bear" from a Final Fantasy game?
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I suppose this post deserves a explanation really, little while back Axl picked a disk full of Sega MegaDrive 'Classics' and around the same time I got hold of a large archive of Atari ST Rom files. So between us we've been playing a lot of old games recently, and lot of them have been really bad, and most of the really bad ones have been RPGs. So for fun we've been taking screen shots of all the funny, weird and just plain stupid things in the bad RPGs.

The 'Owl Bear' is from Phantasy Star on Sega Master System one of the worst RPGs I've played (IMHO)
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im afraid of the owl bear.....

one raped me once.
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Very funny.................What is funnier is the fact that it did not seem crap at the time-I guess we are more sophisticated now?
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I dunno, bad RPGs have always been bad and there are still ones just as bad around today. Sad thing is companies like Square Enix will carry on banging out shitty, poorly written games and their fanboys will continue to buy them and think they are 'teh bestest thing eva!' how many Final Fanwankery games are their now?
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~The ravings of a single mad Goblin is bad enough, but such a power-hungry, malice-filled creature as Mortis can never hope to be understood~