While perusing the marvell of the wonderfull inter-web thing i came accross a rather humourus take on the well known Skippy's List, written for the Imperial Guard.
For those who who have not heard of skippy's list, skippy was a soldier in the US army, who has posted a (very very funny) list of some of the thing he was either told he cannot do. While he did not do them all, they are blooming good.
Guardsman listThe original list can be found
here.
Enjoy!