QUESTION: sexy times with xenos

so, you find yourself in some sort of weird alien holodeck and they offer you an all you can eat buffet of 40k xeno pussy... you might consider it an unlikely scenario but its one I have prepared for, at great length.

can you, friends, choose an alien from the 40k universe you would most like to make the sexy time with? here are some examples and some of the advantages and disadvantages...

Deamonettes:
PRO: big tits, nice body
CON: teeth (not always in mouth), bad body hygiene

Eldar
PRO: athletic body
CON: snooty cow. also as they shit blue crystals a bit of "German" is out of the question

Dark Eldar
PRO: athletic body, dirty as fuck
CON: see above but with added dick removal

Tau
PRO: tall and willowy, can tell her anal is for "the greater good"
CON: hoofs.

Necron:
PRO: at least it wont ge pregnant
CON: im not ever sure i would trust a handjob off one to be honest- de gloving is not erotic

Emporers Children CSM
PRO: lots of anal
CON: add "He would want" to above

Sisters Of Battle:
PRO:
I mean, just LOOK at her

CON: if you dont perform as expected she may hold a bolt pistol to your knob

has anyone got any thoughts or races to add? maybe some fantasy fans want to add their POV?