Orks

[lukekennedy100]

Just bought some Ork Boyz! Could anyone give me some painting tips, strategies, ANYTHING? I have other models, purely for display, but have little to no experience on gaming. Also, could anyone tell me where theres some war gaming clubs in ireland? Much appreciation, L

[messyart]

Lots o boys for da WAARRGGHHHH

DEN gets dem krumpin an smashin befur dey gets shot up!
dem boyz iz no gud if dey gets krumped befur dey get tu dah krumpin demselvz!

AN GUBBINZ!  no panzy mekboy kan get iz masturpeezes 'membered if dey ant got any gubbinz!


den da greens, rememba dat dey gets darker as dey get olda! Or wuz it lighter..
deh runty wunz are always too snivelley to catch an see!

but rememba, da kore of any gud WARRGHHHH is dah boyz and der dakka dakka. an stompy choppas an smashy bitz!

[SamuelF]

For painting, you might like this simple tutorial: http://boringmordheimforum.forumieren.com/t626-tutorial-tom-s-basic-painting-tutorial

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[lukekennedy100]

Really helpful man thanks :) You play orks as well? Something about them, I think they look way better than any race, based on their cool 'over the top' guns, hunched figures, and snarling faces. :)

[lukekennedy100]

Thanks samuel :)

[messyart]

Lumberjack wrote

And remember "DA RED ONES GO FASSTA!"
-Lumberjack

da boyz in da lab av dun ekstensif reeserch on dis
it tuk many yers and many labgrots got smusheyfied

but it wuz fun.

wi'z cunfurmed wit zi-ense dat dis iz only a bit tru
da colur red makes da boyz feels funny in da 'ed and can make da trukks seem fasta

doc wazgob sayz itz sumfink about seye-collogocy or sumthink
he red it in an old buk e found when we got krumpin dis oomie blood shack

[MortiS-the-Lost]

Lumberjack wrote

 Also my Tau language translator made this out to be roughtly:

More men for the Waarrgghhhh (This is presumably the Ork goal)

Do damage to your foe before you get shot to pieces,
Your Orks will be no good if they get beaten before they can do any damage.

Put lots of loot and Scrap on you vehicles to make it stand out (Orks believe "Gubbins" are needed make a vehicle stand out)

Colour wise older Orks have darker skin or possibley lighter (darker is correct and confirmed by Tau records on the Be'gel (thats Ork In Taunese! )
The younger Orks tend to run before getting grabbed to confirm this.

But remember the core element to and Ork force is lots of Orks and lots of fire power with close combat support.

I have to brush up on my Ork  

Got to love Messyart's skills for talking Ork
-Lumberjack

Was that really necessary?

[messyart]

to da panzy tow, it iz.

see dey 'ave dis muldi-rayshal diskremenayshun an dun like dem usin der own langwages

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